Thursday, October 2, 2008

hokkien rules!

the following post will be written in hokkien with a little touch of english, spelled in my way, so i do hope you readers out there are able to understand. translation is available upon request. so here goes, this is about a story of a girl...

chi leh cha bo leh, wa mhe bat ee eh, mhe bat kua koi ee, mhe bat tia koi ee, until bo lua ku nia, two of wa eh peng eui, happen to kah ee phe phe tua in the same hostel and ki the same school and studying the same course. chi leh cha bo mun mhe bat wa eh la... ee kana bat tia koi wa eh mia nia la eng kui wa eh peng eui uu kah ee kong tampuk about wa. i mean, like there is no way wa eh bat ane kuan eh siau cha bo.

anyway, chi jit, wa mhe chai an chua, kua diok ee eh blog, wa ma ki tak lo, out of curiousity. and also wa eh peng eui bo suka ee eh ma, wa ma koka ai kua ee si an chua eh lang lai la. so then, i tak ee eh blog. bo hami special la. tapi ti ti tak, scroll scroll, walau, ee uu ane che kaki eh photo eh wo.. aa mhe si kong chi nia sui, tapi biu kin la.. lang eh blog ma, kuan ee ane che. so, being ejane, chi nia suey eh ma, wa ma leave a comment lo. it was suppose to be the initials of a string of bad words but i mistyped, so it actually mean nothing. so it was just a bunch of letters. i seriously did not thought that it would frustrate her. or whatever.

ka boi m bo ming kia liau la. wa bo ki kua ee eh blog liau la. ah bo mong kia ho tak. tapi mou tin tin, wa eh peng eui ka wa kong that ee sia ee bo suka wa tua ee eh blog wo.. i am like kanasai, wa cho hami choh su? ho ee ghin wo. ee bo bo suka wa, wa tak tiuk beh si la, tapi ho ee ghin wa...wa si sipek syok eh. and its chi nia ho chio la. eng kui wa chi nia suka cho lang ghin wa eh, moreover si ane phin thai mou liu kanafied eh lang.


the reason ee sia ee bo suka wa si eng koi wa sia comment that has no meaning and that has polluted her blog. wow. i am so powerful to be able to pollute her blog. biau kin lo..ma ho ee ghin lo. not important,what happen after.

then i called my friend, yesterday, just to catch up on things. then my friend, being a great hokkien speaker herself, she told me about this new-found-friend of hers. my friend kinda inspired me to write this post in hokkien.

well, of course, wa beh sai kong wa eh peng eui ka wa kong hami la..abo most of the time, i have to ***** it. its wild and vulgar, baby. tapi, nasi bo **** then the story bo syok la.

tapi, cincai lo. ee siang ka si bo peng eui ane kuan. ma kah ee ee ee eh ghin na eh game lo. mou tin tin ho ee kong wa ane kuan.

chan hai...innocently hated.

but since ee ghin waa..wa ma openly ghin ee toh tui la. ane bin phoi kau eh lang. mien ho ee bin eh ma. anyway, wa mai kong che che about ee la. tapi wa ai kong eh si ho, ee uu chi leh post about ee kaki, chap chit nee au liau kalai uu chi tau pimple. kana beh tong kua tiok liau mun. tapi ho la..wa mhe chai taiping uu ane perfect eh cha bo chi koi. anne kuan eh ming kia mun sia eh chut. haih.. bo ua ho kong. kana ai au toh uu la.

thats it. i hope you enjoyed struggling to read. =)

4 comments:

suiying said...

wah lau!

Wa chio ka chu ki lak!

Chin ku bo thia lang kong hokkien liao. Now I thia I very siok!

Wa thak hor wa eh roommate, ee eh chu ki pun lak khi liao :)

Post kah chay!!

jane said...

lu eh hiau tak meh?

wa toh beh sia bo ho eh ming kia ka eh sai..eng kui hokkien chin nia cho loh eh language lai. so toh beh sia bo ho eh ka eh sai eong hokkien.

yanming said...

wah....suiying eh hiau tak hokkien!!ku eh hiau kong hokkien liao!!!ho liao!!lol.tat day beh ka wa lang kong chi leh story at siang malam...=)chi nah ho chio!!!LOL.

mizen said...

chi leh eejane.. eng eng chia pa bo su cho..beng chai kaki si "bi kok "lang liao ko ai sia blog in hokkien..hokkien si malaysia lang ka eh sai sia eh.. "bi kok" lang eh hokkien chin chia cha eh lah..haha