behskub's beehday.

i am so ready to type type type. and i am definately starting off with birthdays and more birthdays.

first STOP, a HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 19th birthday, to my utmost dearest friend, BEHSKUB, ya, the one. though this post is a lil late, but still, happy birthday!

i am too far away to give her a hug. or even shout in her ears, 'happy birthday'. but then i dedicate this post, just for her. and allow me to write it in hokkien, our supreme language.

chap peh ho, jee quek, si chin nia ho eh jit lai, eng koi, si wa eh ho peng eui eh seh jit. ee leh si teh eh tua han eh, thats why, tah tah tau ee eh seh jit eh si leh, toh beh coh tua tua ho ee, eng koi, kana chi jit nia wa tui ee ho...chap peh ho khui liau, ee tah tah jit toh toh beh niau wa liau.

wah chai la, ee si boh kong chin nia lau koi wa nia, eng koi, keh jit toh si wa eh seh jit liau. hahahaha. tapi leh, wa koh si ai kong ee chin nia lau aa, chin eh ma, si ee kah lau koi wa. chi jit ho asi chi ni ho, lau toh si lau.

lu kua, even ee eh seh jit mun si niau wa. wa kong ane kuan eng koi, when kah liau lang lai celebrate ee eh seh jit eh si, kah liau lang mun lai celeberate the eve of wa eh seh jit...then carry on to celebrate wa eh seh jit. pian ka, wa eh seh jit si noh jit ane kuan. kam siah wa eh ho peng eui lo, ane ho sim, tiau ti seh chi jit before wa, so that kah liau lang eh celebrate wa eh eve ka wa eh seh jit in a row.

kin ni, wa si boh than peh peh kah ee celebrate, tapi wa chin nia kui sim ho ee eng koi ee uu than kah ee eh pah leh peng eui celebrate. although wa boh kah ee peh peh, wa uu ming kia ai ho kah liau lang kua...

chi leh toh si wa eh sipek ho peng eui...

(sorry for the poor quality photos. my spy was doing her best.)

kua, wa eh peng eui. ane tua han liau. koh leh ciat cake eh si bhan bhan ai pian liau...kah boi, cha ki nia, pin kah ane tua han liau. wa siang kah si cha meh nia kua diok ee ookh hua chia, kia jit, eh hiau cheng gun liau.

wa chai, nasi ee kua diok chi leh liau, ee tah tiok gia parang toh ai lai cham wa
eh, ah si mhe chai kio wa hami chau ua liau eh, tapi as always, tua ee eh sim kua, ee tua kam sia wa eh.

wa mun uu kah ee kong, lang lau liau, leng pun lau lau liau, baibai mun nua nua liau, so toh beh bhan bhan lai. eng koi, bo ane siau lian liau.

so again, a very happy birthday. save some, we will party again.

hokkien rules!

the following post will be written in hokkien with a little touch of english, spelled in my way, so i do hope you readers out there are able to understand. translation is available upon request. so here goes, this is about a story of a girl...

chi leh cha bo leh, wa mhe bat ee eh, mhe bat kua koi ee, mhe bat tia koi ee, until bo lua ku nia, two of wa eh peng eui, happen to kah ee phe phe tua in the same hostel and ki the same school and studying the same course. chi leh cha bo mun mhe bat wa eh la... ee kana bat tia koi wa eh mia nia la eng kui wa eh peng eui uu kah ee kong tampuk about wa. i mean, like there is no way wa eh bat ane kuan eh siau cha bo.

anyway, chi jit, wa mhe chai an chua, kua diok ee eh blog, wa ma ki tak lo, out of curiousity. and also wa eh peng eui bo suka ee eh ma, wa ma koka ai kua ee si an chua eh lang lai la. so then, i tak ee eh blog. bo hami special la. tapi ti ti tak, scroll scroll, walau, ee uu ane che kaki eh photo eh wo.. aa mhe si kong chi nia sui, tapi biu kin la.. lang eh blog ma, kuan ee ane che. so, being ejane, chi nia suey eh ma, wa ma leave a comment lo. it was suppose to be the initials of a string of bad words but i mistyped, so it actually mean nothing. so it was just a bunch of letters. i seriously did not thought that it would frustrate her. or whatever.

ka boi m bo ming kia liau la. wa bo ki kua ee eh blog liau la. ah bo mong kia ho tak. tapi mou tin tin, wa eh peng eui ka wa kong that ee sia ee bo suka wa tua ee eh blog wo.. i am like kanasai, wa cho hami choh su? ho ee ghin wo. ee bo bo suka wa, wa tak tiuk beh si la, tapi ho ee ghin wa...wa si sipek syok eh. and its chi nia ho chio la. eng kui wa chi nia suka cho lang ghin wa eh, moreover si ane phin thai mou liu kanafied eh lang.


the reason ee sia ee bo suka wa si eng koi wa sia comment that has no meaning and that has polluted her blog. wow. i am so powerful to be able to pollute her blog. biau kin lo..ma ho ee ghin lo. not important,what happen after.

then i called my friend, yesterday, just to catch up on things. then my friend, being a great hokkien speaker herself, she told me about this new-found-friend of hers. my friend kinda inspired me to write this post in hokkien.

well, of course, wa beh sai kong wa eh peng eui ka wa kong hami la..abo most of the time, i have to ***** it. its wild and vulgar, baby. tapi, nasi bo **** then the story bo syok la.

tapi, cincai lo. ee siang ka si bo peng eui ane kuan. ma kah ee ee ee eh ghin na eh game lo. mou tin tin ho ee kong wa ane kuan.

chan hai...innocently hated.

but since ee ghin waa..wa ma openly ghin ee toh tui la. ane bin phoi kau eh lang. mien ho ee bin eh ma. anyway, wa mai kong che che about ee la. tapi wa ai kong eh si ho, ee uu chi leh post about ee kaki, chap chit nee au liau kalai uu chi tau pimple. kana beh tong kua tiok liau mun. tapi ho la..wa mhe chai taiping uu ane perfect eh cha bo chi koi. anne kuan eh ming kia mun sia eh chut. haih.. bo ua ho kong. kana ai au toh uu la.

thats it. i hope you enjoyed struggling to read. =)